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Who says just because you’re a DogMom you have to wear shoulder-padded sweatshirts adorned with illustrated Shih-Tzus? In fact, FleaGirlz have one simple rule: Friends don’t let friends wear shoulder-padded sweatshirts adorned with illustrated Shih-Tzus. End of story*.

Please note: Partial proceeds from every tee will go to TheFleasKneesFund. (What shoulder-padded sweatshirt adorned with illustrated Shih-Tzus can say that?!)

* If a shoulder-padded sweatshirt adorned with illustrated Shih-Tzus is what you actually choose to wear — and not under duress, as a joke, or in an effort to be “ironic” — feel free to purchase a FleasKnees tee for someone else.

For proper taxation purposes, be sure to order from the appropriate recipient-destination line.

Or, to place your order by phone, call 604.992.4651.

(Long-distance charges may apply.)

The spread-the-word pack

If the idea of puppy mills makes you grrr, this spread-the-word pack of postcards can help you, well, spread the word. (You take care of spreading the word, and we'll take care of the shipping & handling.)

The spread-the-word pack

  • 5 postcards
  • 2 4x4 bumper stickers
  • Cost: $5 USD / $5 CAD

USA and International:

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BC, Canada:

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AB, SK, MB, ON, QC, PE, YK, NU, or NT, Canada:

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NB, NS, or NL, Canada:

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Puppy Mills Bite

Never thought a tee could save a life? $5 from every PuppyMillsBite tee goes to Best Friends Animal Society’s Puppies Aren’t Products campaign. It's our way of sticking our tongue out at an industry that’s just got to go. Also available in loose-cut Stud-Grey (see below). Animal-loving media mavens who own this tee include: Oprah, Charlize Theron, Katherine Heigl, Martha Stewart, Rachel Ray, Drew Barrymore, Miley Cyrus, Fergie, Tori Spelling, Alicia Silverstone, Glen Close, Kathy Griffin, Mickey Rourke, and others.

Puppy Mills Bite: Fitted-cut, Black shirt with Bitch-Pink

Also available in loose-cut Stud-Grey (see below).

  • Colour: Black with Bitch-Pink
  • Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL (Consult the What size is that human in the window? chart.)
  • Cost: $42 USD / $42 CAD
  • Be sure to order from the appropriate recipient-destination line.

USA and International:

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BC, Canada:

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AB, SK, MB, ON, QC, PE, YK, NU, or NT, Canada:

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NB, NS, or NL, Canada:

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Puppy Mills Bite: Loose-cut, Black shirt with Stud-Grey

Also available in fitted-cut Bitch-Pink (see above).

  • Colour: Black with Stud-Grey
  • Sizes: M, L, XL (Consult the What size is that human in the window? chart.)
  • Cost: $42 USD / $42 CAD
  • Be sure to order from the appropriate recipient-destination line.

USA and International:

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BC, Canada:

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AB, SK, MB, ON, QC, PE, YK, NU, or NT, Canada:

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NB, NS, or NL, Canada:

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The original collection: Such a hit, we’ll run ’em again in Spring 2010.

Softer than butta, and bootie-coveringly long (yes, bootie-coveringly is so a word), this gorgeous 100% pima cotton tee has been hand-screenprinted with ultra-glam rock-star-fab silver foil. $5 from every tee sold will go to TheFleasKneesFund. Hollywood moms who own this tee include: Angelina Jolie, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba, Marcia Cross, Tori Spelling, Nicole Richie, Cate Blanchett, Naomi Watts, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek, Michelle Williams, and others.

DogMom: the new MILF

Note: XS, Medium and Large are sold-out til Spring 2010.

USA and International:

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BC, Canada:

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AB, SK, MB, ON, QC, PE, YK, NU, or NT, Canada:

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NB, NS, or NL, Canada:

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Fairy Dogmother

Note: Medium and Large are sold-out til Spring 2010.

USA and International:

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BC, Canada:

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AB, SK, MB, ON, QC, PE, YK, NU, or NT, Canada:

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NB, NS, or NL, Canada:

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Sale Bin: Going, going...

Mom-of-a-bitch

  • Colour: Black
  • Sizes: XS, S, M, L (Large is sold out) (Consult the What size is that human in the window? chart.)
  • Cost: was $42 now $30! USD / was $42 now $30! CAD
  • Be sure to order from the appropriate recipient-destination line.

USA and International:

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BC, Canada:

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AB, SK, MB, ON, QC, PE, YK, NU, or NT, Canada:

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NB, NS, or NL, Canada:

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What size is that human in the window?

All tees (except Stud-Grey Puppy Mills Bite) are:

Fitted cut

  • XS: Bust 32–34
  • S: Bust 34–36
  • M: Bust 36–38
  • L: Bust 39–40
  • XL: Bust 42–44
  • XXL: Bust 45–47

Stud-Grey Puppy Mills Bite tees are:

Loose cut

  • M: Chest 39–41
  • L: Chest 42–44
  • XL: Chest 45–47

Care instructions

  • Shirt: Wash in cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
  • Dog: Wash in warm, inside in. Towel dry fast.
  • Shirt and Dog: Avoid ironing. A little wrinkle here and there makes both all the more lovable.

Spread the word. Spread the love. Spread the Fleas.

Know a DogMom who is not only crazy about dogs, but crazy about ridiculously hot-looking 100% cotton tees made in support of animal rescue? Forward her www.FleasPlease.com